10/23/09

Sweet Clementine

I bought a bundle of clementines about a week ago. I've been eating two of them every morning for breakfast. They are tasty, seedless treats ... or so I thought. I ate one yesterday that had seeds in it. I was perplexed. I couldn't figure it out. I slept on it and the answer came to me in a dream. This is the only plausible explanation.

Oranges and clementines can grow seeds after picked from the tree. Therefore, these fruits are living organisms. Therefore, I am a killer. COD - Eating. I confess. I did it. Sadly, I enjoy killing these fruit! I am a fruit cereal killer! Try to stop me. I eat all of the evidence, rhine and all.

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