Little Love

Band-Aids don’t heal

Broken pictures

Take time to develop
Empathy

Antibiotics don’t cure
Long lines
Need patience to develop
Cooperation

Peanuts don’t nourish
Passion pains
Rely on faith to develop
Trust

Together we dream.

Sweet Clementine

I bought a bundle of clementines about a week ago. I've been eating two of them every morning for breakfast. They are tasty, seedless treats ... or so I thought. I ate one yesterday that had seeds in it. I was perplexed. I couldn't figure it out. I slept on it and the answer came to me in a dream. This is the only plausible explanation.

Oranges and clementines can grow seeds after picked from the tree. Therefore, these fruits are living organisms. Therefore, I am a killer. COD - Eating. I confess. I did it. Sadly, I enjoy killing these fruit! I am a fruit cereal killer! Try to stop me. I eat all of the evidence, rhine and all.

Honesty is the Best Policy

Drink Up, Baby

Sometimes I am the water. Sometimes I am the water bottle. Today, I am the cap on the water bottle. Tomorrow, I think I’m going to be the wrapper. I’ve always wanted to eat lobster and see the beautiful autumn colors in Maine. After all, my value is more appreciated there.

Of course I don’t like it. How would you feel if someone threw you at an annoying fan? I suppose it’s better than the garbage, and that’s where I usually get thrown. I know I cover things up, but guess what—water bottle caps have feelings, too!

One Side of the Phone

I was so blinded by my fury, I never sent the email.
I will send it now.

They want ratings for an entire season.
So basically we are talking households and adults.

Yes, I will defer to him.
Yeah, those damn Angels,
I know what you mean.

Sure thing, I’ll send it over now.
Thanks—yes, I am still here.
Ok, adults 18-49.
Bye.

Oink Oink

Ouch! My finger
Pricked by a prick.
Amino acids, less caffeine, more cardio.
Lower blood pressure.

Prick by prick, my citizens.
We will build this world prick by prick.

Ouch! My arm
Pricked by a prick.
Allergic to eggs, prior influenza vaccination, relax.
H1N1 be gone!

Prick by prick, my associates.
We will beat this prick by prick.

Tee Time

Tea leaves contain caffeine, Blah, blah, blah. Tannin can cause anemia. Tannin is used to tan hides. Tannin is used to stain decks. Blah, blah.

Tea is a drink.
Tea is plant.
Tea is a time of day.
Tea is camellia sinensis.

Tee is a letter.
Tee is a shape.
Tee is a shirt
Tee is an object.
Tee is a place.

Drink up, my friends,
Tea is blah.
Tea-shirt.

Blah.

Juana Win

Oysters are without spine.
Today, I am a pearl.
“Let me out. I didn’t do it.”

Visitors visit during visitation hours.
"Bring me a concealed weapon, please.
I’m a love prisoner."

Oysters smell like watered down jokes.
"I’m not wealthy. I’m just nacre – culture me."
The world is not an oyster, that’s silly.

Oysters are like Keno.
Life is a multi-race ticket.
The world is a scorpion, maybe a coyote.
"Save me, Kino. Dive!"

Fizdazzle

Sometimes I dream in English, sometimes I dream in Fizdazzle.
This is a summary of my dream last night:

A man ate eight fried fish - Freight.
He saw a car go in a cargo bin - Bargain.
The stainless steel pans are still a steal at Kmart - Start.
The gun fired, begin. He ran fast. Out came the fish - Finished.
I awoke - Farted.